poop is his favourite emoji. poop is the contact name for kirk in his phone ok. nothing else, just poop. shut up kirk, u kno nothing. pffft he doesn't let amateurs at his beautiful frame they don't deserve it but the final years, they've honed their skills enough to paint him like one of their french girls. it would have happened at one point anyway ok. baby oil is great for definition. (it's okay it's not gay if they say no homo. which they always do. even post threesomes in the past etc. 'no homo' by the lonely island is their theme song.)

ew no, he's not a fan of long hair on men.