Normally he'd be insulted, but since it's your favorite emoji, kirk keeps it as a point of pride to himself. He probably uses the eggplant for you - and sometimes poop when he's mad at you.

RUDE, BBFL. Watch it or Kirk is going to replace all your clothes with French Maid costumes and see how you work it. And all your car keys with feather dusters. (And we agreed that that threesome was a special moment in our lives and never to be spoken of in public it was so damn special. And this theme song is much cooler than that, stop deciding things Tony!).

Good, hands off his Nebraskan Princess. And don't come looking for him the night before the big game.