THIS EVENT IS THRILLING. I squee all over it.

I desire to have Jonathan here end up as something small and cuddly and easily digestible because that is the story of his entire existence.
Neville needs to be a goblin (http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Goblin) because it is the antithesis to everything he is as a person. xD
...And I don't know wtf to do with Hisoka, but my general rule of "if it's hilarious, I'M SO IN" applies. :D

PLOT WITH ME, FRIENDS.