He's also completely 'nuts' because of the things he says now and then. You know, the usual; government plots, monsters in the woods...maybe honorable mention for aliens that keep stealing people away and sending them back 'not right'. No, he's not crazy, dammit! He's seen it happen. Why do you think little Charlie down the street is suddenly acting so damn strange?

This is excellent and so very relevant to Marita's interests. I would love to see the interaction between completely-nuts-Derek and not-nuts-just-believed-to-be-Marita and all the weird, strange plots about aliens and government cover up that can come from it.