"Y'know that creepy redhaired guy with the white eyes? He really is a strigoi. Two hearts, drinks blood, and can turn into a nasty little rat."

"Pssst-- did you know Julia and Isaac are siblings? Some brother he is, destroying her hometown."

"The redhead with the tattoos actually really prefers the, uh, steamy company of women. He's just trolling the men for laughs."

"Once, Isaac stank so bad that Dracula told him to go away and wash up. He started to like it, and since then, he's really gotten in the habit of hanging out in the bathtub."