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[lucetimods]

Hello all! Look, it's a Luceti post. You're probably, "Oh I bet this is an event, I hope it doesn't suck." Well, so do I. But first, I got five billion things for you to do first.

Number One: Gonna have you do your add and removes. (Or Add and Dels as DW likes to call it)

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Now copy all of that and then paste it over here. BUT FIRST! What journal are you logged into? Is it the right one? I hope so. For your sake.


Now, maybe you're new here. And in that thrill of being in a new game, you didn't get around to putting your character on to our five thousand info pages. That's alright. Because I'm going to remind you right now to do it. All of you other people? Pay attention too. Maybe you forgot to do it too!

Friend/Add Remove - If you're new and you weren't on the list above, you need to post to that!
Taken Characters - Find your canon from the list there and post your information in the right place. Let us know if for some reason your canon isn't listed.
Locations - Figure out where your character is living and tell us about it!
Player Contact - Post your contact info so people can talk to you about all kinds of cool things. Please note that comments are screened!

Also, if you're into that kind of thing, you can sign up for the latest missions. That's fun too.




So. We have this event. An experiment, really. Something for you folks to have a little fun with. It's mildly plotty, but only because an NPC post will accompany it. Mostly it's just good old fashioned fun. We're going to call it something like, oh...

THE EVENT THAT TAKES PLACE IN JULY BUT ALSO KINDA IN AUGUST TOO
(From July 30th to August 4th)

Yes. That's a little late. But word on the street is, a bunch of folks are headed off to some convention where instead of pretending to be fictional characters, they plan to just dress like them instead. So we'll have the event a smidge later than usual. but that's okay. Because smidges are tiny and innocuous.

Now let me give you a rundown of the event. For this even, we're going a little topsy turvy. A bit too much Wonderland. Everything is odd and most things are not what they seem. Lemme throw some examples at you!

Sometimes doors lead to the wrong place! You walk out your bedroom door, suddenly you're in your neighbor's kitchen. You finish taking a shower and while wrapped in a towel, you walk out the bathroom and end up in the middle of the beach with nothing left to do but take a long hike back home. To add to the wackiness of the experiment, you might enter a room, but everything is upside down! Or, so it seems. In fact, you're just walking on the ceiling. Even though your housemate isn't. Or maybe you'll exit out a door that's smaller than it should be and now you're only a few inches tall! Time to find a new door to get out with!
(For you cheats out there, sometimes windows won't be much better! If you climb out of them, you'll end up in some random place, five feet off the ground.)

During the day, the sun will be shining despite the sky being black and dotted with stars. At night, the moon will shine brightly in a blue cloudy sky. On the 30th, when we have rain, the water will rise from the ground and back into the sky. Bursts of wind will sometimes come out of nowhere, including from under your very feet.

Usually when the animals talk, they have only simplistic animal-brained sorts of things to communicate, like being hungry or being freaked out by seeing humans. Well, if you happen to run into the wildlife, you might find animals having long conversations... about equally uninteresting things. The animals will have boring conversations with idle chit chat about the weather, their families, mating seasons, and so on. The trees, on the other hand, have something more interesting to talk about. As a matter of fact, the trees will be passing on the latest juicy gossip! Some of it will be true, some it won't be.
(Note: We'll have a thread where people can volunteer two TRUTHS and two LIES about their characters that the trees can spread around that anyone will be able to overhear.)

Possessions are downright wacky. The clothing store is now populated with winter gear, the smithy stocks only plastic weapons, and the item store is stocked to the brim with wacky prank items. The other stores can be as equally wacky, based on whatever their owners come up with. Even food in the grocery will seem strange. That apple you just bit sure does taste like beef jerky.

Unstable geography! A walk to the plaza is pretty hard when the path reacts like a trampoline. Also, you ever been on the couch relaxing and needing to go the kitchen and then the child in you realizes something: the floor is lava! Well now, it actually is! While the lava won't kill you or even leave burns, it's still way too hot to walk on! Fortunately, your tables and chairs and throw pillows and so on aren't flammable. So with a little ingenuity, you can use these items to cross the room without receiving a case of hot feet.

Journal malfunctions. Even in spoken conversation, the journal may ‘autocorrect’ words with similar or not so similar words, completely altering the meaning of the conversation. Or Filters might malfunction in unexpected ways. Even the video feed might end up weird! The person talking may appear to have a giant mustache, or a weird hat, or some other weird change.

... and more! The above are suggestions for things to work with. But you're more than welcome to come up with your own little wacky hijinks to deal with.

All of these are optional! Aside from the unusual sky, characters may go the entire week and encounter no odd things at all, or only a few, or a bunch.

Any questions? Ask them here! Put them in the Mod Questions thread.

Comments

TREE GOSSIP

[lucetimods]

Here you can give us four rumors. Two true, two false. People can then peruse this thread to decide what they want their characters to overhear!

NPCs (example)

[malnosso]

Sir Catherine:

"They say that the ex-CEO isn't really named Catherine at all! How about that?"

"That blue man sure is a pervert. I hear he'll grant almost any request if you are blonde..."

"I heard Sir Catherine founded the Malnosso himself! He just doesn't like to take credit."

"They say the rogues managed to capture him after he died. I do hope he'll be alright!"

CJ:

"Apparently that guy CJ was a real bigshot back in his world. You know, until he killed himself with poisoning."

"CJ isn't what he seems. I heard he's feeding information to the rogues. The nerve of that guy!"

"This is pretty weird, but listen to this. That RP Manager guy? I heard he comes from the same world as people in the different enclosures. Talk about heartless!"

"In his previous life, the RP Manager was a car salesman. Kind of explains everything, doesn't it?"

Jacob:

"One of the first people to make contact with this village was some loser who broke from the company. I think he was a janitor first. No wonder he was so sour."

"I heard Jacob rejoined the Malnosso. Apparently, he never left. His entire time here was just part of an experiment. I bet nothing he ever said can be trusted..."

"Not many people can claim to have been sacrificed twice. But that sour, Irish guy can. Well, not anymore, I guess."

"Jacob finally went back to his own world. Good riddance. The guy drank too much anyway."

The General:

"Whoa, get this. You know the leader of the cultists? He used to be here in Luceti, way back in the day! No wonder he hates the Malnosso so much! Now that I think about it, he does seem kind of familiar."

"Whoa, the General has been around for a long time. I heard he's been around longer than the organization itself! Hey, I think that makes him older than me!"

"The General and the Commandant, you just know that their quarrel has to start with 'lover's', right?"

"You know, that General is kind of a stud. But his sister's the one I pine for."

John:

"He acts like he's some kind of eccentric renegade scientist but he's actually manipulating every single one of the factions. The Malnosso, the Third Party, the rebels? It's all him."

"I've heard he's the oldest member of the Malnosso. Well, ex-member, I guess."

"He's been around practically forever and he's never died! How crazy is that?"

"Apparently he has a lover who's been stringing him along for years. Everything he does is for that person, but they barely give him the time of day! Poor guy, no wonder he's always alone."

The Commandant:

"Apparently she dyed her hair because Catherine wouldn't leave her alone. He cried like a baby about it."

"Oh, her father was a war hero- everyone really loved him! He was sacrificed years ago, though."

"Did you hear about how she lost her eye? An experimental shift gave it the power to turn men into stone! She lost half a platoon before one of them took it out with an arrow."

"I hear her real name is from a board game from another world. No wonder she never tells anyone what it is."

Rem:

"Poor thing is so messed up she doesn't even remember her own name."

"You wouldn't think it, but her cigarette smoke is actually healthier than breathing air. It's all in how she shifts it."

"Did you know that she invented the transdimensional summoning technique? I don't know what trandimensional means, but it sounds impressive!"

"She was sacrificed years ago by the person she loves more than anyone in the world. It's a miracle she was able to come back! It's actually a really sad story..."

Davis:

"That guy Davis? Apparently he wears those weird sunglasses because of a death penalty. I wonder what it could be?"

"I heard he lost everything to the cultists ten years ago. It's amazing they let a guy so obsessed with killing cultists into the Security Forces!"

"Apparently the Specialist and some teacher are the last two survivors from some enclosure a decade or so ago. I bet they're lovers now!"

"He's only working on all those missions because he owes CJ so much that the old bastard has him by the balls. Not literally. I think."

NOTE: You don't need to mark your truths and lies! This is optional. If you want to have people guessing, you can randomize them.

Cyborg

[cannoneer]

"You know that tall robot guy? I heard his real name is Victor Stone. He just doesn't like to be identified by that anymore. Weird, huh?"

"That poor robot guy. Did you know he lost parts of his body in a car wreck? He's not even a real man anymore, if you know what I mean."

"He's not as tall as he looks. He just had his legs extended to make him look taller. Can you believe that?"

"I heard that one time Cyborg went crazy and ate a stop sign! And tires! And vending machines! And tons of other stuff!"

Mayoi

[hachikuji]

Truths

"I heard the little girl with two pigtails and a pink backpack says she's eleven, when she's actually years older! How silly is that?"

"That little kid Mayoi tried to find her way home for ten years and found no one there waiting for her! How sad!"

Lies

"Hey did you know that Mayoi's stutter is actually real. She doesn't fake it at all!"

"I hear she once bit a boy's hand so hard, she actually tore it off and swallowed it whole. My she sure is a meat lover!"

Luke fon Fabre

[fabrecation]

Truths

"You know that Luke fon Fabre fellow? I heard he's engaged back in his world! What's he doing with a girlfriend here?"

"I heard that Luke got arrested for stealing an apple once, even after paying for it! Can you imagine, an apple landing you in court?"

Lies

"That poor redheaded Luke. Did you know his parents dyed his hair when he was younger to fulfill a prophecy? That's why he touches it so much."

"Those abs he's so proud of? They're fake. Just ask Asch!"

Grune

[lostinmyway]

Truths

"I heard that green-haired amnesiac lady is only half a person. Pretty out-there, right? I wonder where her other half went, anyway."

"Hey, did you know Grune's measurements are 37-24-33? Pass it on!"

Lies

"Grune's totally trolling Luceti, you know. When she's out in the forest by herself, she laughs about how she's got everyone fooled."

"Psst! A certain green-haired somebody has a huge crush on Fenimore--but don't let Fenimore find out that anyone knows or she'll be pissed!"

Ling Yao

[avaricious]

"That Ling Yao is no prince. That pervert just uses that line to impress girls. Fifty wives? What a joke!"

"What a nightmare! That Xingese princes has hundreds of souls in him. And I thought having a squirrel inside me was bad!"

"Ling Yao scoured the country of Amestris for the secret of immortality. Now that he has it, he plans to live forever."

"I heard Ling's first kiss was with some hot ninja girl. And I don't mean the one he's living with either."

Trafalgar Law

[deathsdoctor]

Truths

So what about this whole thing where ninjas and pirates are each others archenemies? They get along just fine here! Hell, that Law's even lovers with one.

No, no. You got it all wrong. Law can sing fine. He just doesn't have much talent with musical instruments... though I suppose with enough work he could learn...

Lies

Oh that Law. Would you believe the kinky things he did with that poor Marine's handcuffs? I don't know how the man can touch them after that...

Well, Trafalgar can read thoughts. I hear that's how he found out about that one thing...

Sokka

[markofthewise]

"A shame about Sokka and Suki. Those two lovebirds were going to wait until marriage to do the deed. Guess he'll never know that tender embrace now, eh?"

"That last draft, Sokka used an attack that was to die for. To die for. To... die. For. [...] It's funny because he died."

"Ugh, that Sokka is a sicko! That guy dated both of his daughters! It's no wonder his girlfriend finally left him. Not only do they say that he and Toph had the beds rocking, but I even heard Fenimore would take him to the bath with her!"

"That Water Tribe boy is some kind of amazing warrior. Not only did he take down an entire fleet of ships, but he took down a deadly assassin, and managed to take down the Fire Lord single handedly!"

Beast

[tailasoldastime]

Truths

"I've heard that that Beast fellow has an enchanted rose he's very protective about. Who knew?"

"Did you know Beast locked up a girl's father and was going to keep him in a dungeon, even though he was sick? And then he set him free so he could keep the girl in his castle for all eternity? What a creep!"

Lies

"Poor thing. You know, his mother was a manticore and his father was a minotaur. Think of how that night turned out!"

"Ugh! I heard he never bothers to groom. Can you just imagine what sort of fleas and lice he must have? And don't get me started on the dirt clots!"

Logan

[snikting]

"That Wolverine is terrifying! I heard he had an operation that- wait... did you hear that? I think he heard us!"

"Oh god, oh god. A bird just told me that Wolverine shredded that birch tree by the battle dome for talking about his mother!"

"That Logan guy is terrifying. His claws can cut through anything like butter... even oaks!"

"... do you hear him? Okay, I think he's gone. Listen to this. That Wolverine guy is a real softie. He cares about those X-kids more than he lets on. But you didn't hear that from me, alright?"

TREE GOSSIP

[bloodybishie]

Truths

Prince? That's not even his real name! Not his real body, either, for that matter...

Lovely boy, that Prince, but I wouldn't get him upset! He's a man-lover, to boot. Loss to women everywhere.

Lies

That elf, what's-his-name, starts with a P? Yeah, did you know he's actually albino? Burns in seconds, poor thing.

Ever heard of the blood elf, Prince? He's more than meets the eye, I tell you. Heard he's even got a way out of the barrier.

Yuri Nakamura.

[magentarific]

"That girl once starved her entire rebellion because they didn't follow through on something she said! Scary..."

Warning on this one only?
"Well I heard that she's only dead because she ended it herself. No wonder with what she went through, but I bet no one expected her to be a quitter like that."

"I heard she got engaged during one of those experiments and she still has the ring. Probably one of the reasons she's never got a boyfriend."

"She tried to sneak into some boy's room in the dead of night a few nights ago! If that isn't a scandal I don't know what is."

Lupin

[redjacketthief]

"Hey, that Lupin--I heard he was married to Adele, but where does that leave Fujiko and all of the other women he's slept with?"

"Remember the gunfire in the woods the other day? Lupin was trying to murder Scorpius! What did the poor man ever do to him?"

"So much for being with World's Greatest Thief--I heard he was going straight. His best friend is even a Marine!"

"Has anyone noticed a suspicious man in green checking out the Fountain? I hope he doesn't have anything bad planned for it!"

Syre

[removeimpurity]

"You know that short woman? With the glasses and the green eyes? I heard she wanted to start a genocide back in her own world."

"Syre's got plans for this place. She was muttering about wanting to perform some weird experiments of her own!"

"You know, she's not as calm as she seems. I see her training out here, and she just tears through targets like an enraged beast!"

"Did you know that Syre's single? I heard she doesn't even have a boyfriend in her world! She must be lonely..."

Ion

[distressedude]

"Did you know Ion is only 4 years old? With that baby face of his, it bring a whole new meaning to 'craddle robber'!"

"I hear Ion finally got over his feelings for Anise! Such a shame they couldn't work out."

"That Ion certainly plays around a lot. Why, just last week I saw him and Toph alone in the forest together... who knows what they were up to!"

"He may act sweet, but that Ion is a monster. Don't be fooled!"

Patty Fleur

[ps3pirate]

Truths

"They say the legendary pirate Aifread arrived in Luceti the other month. That sure is something!"

"A certain someone is still deadset on marrying Yuri Lowell, even though he doesn't remember her. Good luck with that."


Lies

"Did you hear about the legendary pirate Aifread? His granddaughter arrived in Luceti the other month!"

"Patty Fleur apparently has a mad crush on one of the guys who lives with her. What's his name again? Oh yes, Raven."

[thefinaljedi]

Following in Masa's footsteps, no labels!

"So the other night on the beach, I definitely saw Luke and Ami Mizuno wandering off...and coming back with no shoes and messy hair, if you know what I'm sayin'"

"So, I heard about this one time that Luke actually did use the Force to tear off some girl's clothes..."

"Hey, did you hear? Luke Skywalker is one truly righteous lady killer. Literally. I heard about this one time he cut some Dark Jedi chick in half"

"Dunno if you knew, but a couple weeks back, Luke definitely thought he was some hot red-head Jedi chick with a real attitude"

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

[kingofwaste]

Truths

"Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's a king who rules over the cartoon Wasteland! It was a great place, until his half-brother destroyed most of it."

"Oswald's girlfriend was turned into a lifeless statue when she tried to save his life. Did you know?"

Lies

"I heard Oswald is planning to start a mutiny and take the S.O.S. Brigade from Haruhi. The nerve of that guy!"

"Oswald the Lucky Rabbit? He's just a Chinese bootleg version of Mickey Mouse."

Azusa Miura

[mythmaker]

True

"Have you heard about that Azusa? When she's not getting lost back home, I hear she's doing gravure photo shoots! How scandalous!"

"I love a good meal as much as the next tree, but once Azusa ate a pudding...and before she knew it, she ate the entire box!"

False

"Azusa says she's looking for her special prince...but I hear she's more interested in princesses. She was especially keen on Melaka Fray, they say!"

"That idol, what's her name...Azusa, right? Her personality isn't fake, but those breasts sure are. It's obvious, when you really think about it."

Precis F. Neumann

[rocketpunch]

"Precis and Claude were dating back home, but Precis doesn't remember. Sucks to be him, huh?"

"Did you hear about Rin and Precis? I hear that they took a shower together! It was really messy, too...aren't they a bit young for that?"

"They say Precis has a lot of friends back home, but that isn't true at all. In fact, some townspeople used to wish she'd just go away and never come back!"

"I heard that Precis didn't even invent her robot, but that her dad actually did!"

Panda

[bamboozler]

Truths:

"There's a Panda in Luceti, didn't you hear? His favorite food is bamboo, but back home, he gets it all from a polar bear! Isn't that strange?"

"I hear that new Panda fellow has a stalker. He must be really popular back home!"

Lies:

"Panda isn't really young at all, that's what they're all saying! He's just got stunted growth...he's definitely an adult."

"I was watching him the other day, and goodness, Panda did a standing backflip! I hear that's normal for their kind, though."

Yuan

[fortunefail]

Truths

"What, that Yuan guy's last name? It's Ka-Fai! Geez, I thought everyone knew that."

"Yuan was a ruthless killer back home, and that hasn't changed. He's murdered at least two villagers by now, and he's attempted to take down a few more. I wonder how he gets away with it."

Lies

"Remember that time Yuan fell ill a couple years ago? It's because he was pregnant with Aku's child. What a scandalous affair they had! He's raising the baby out in the woods, you know."

"I heard Yuan likes to dress as a woman when he's alone. Hilarious!"

Viral

[no_compromise]

"Hey, hey. Did you hear? Viral and Billy Kaplan totally kissed a few months back. I wonder what Billy sees in the guy?"

"Is it just me or is there something funny going on between Rei and Viral?"

"Viral sure is a rough guy. I heard that he and Sabriel tried to kill each other a few months back, but you wouldn't be able to tell that if you see them walking around today."

"Is Viral some kind of pervert? He's always hanging out with teenagers!"

Isaac (Laforeze)

[relictusdeus]

"Y'know that creepy redhaired guy with the white eyes? He really is a strigoi. Two hearts, drinks blood, and can turn into a nasty little rat."

"Pssst-- did you know Julia and Isaac are siblings? Some brother he is, destroying her hometown."

"The redhead with the tattoos actually really prefers the, uh, steamy company of women. He's just trolling the men for laughs."

"Once, Isaac stank so bad that Dracula told him to go away and wash up. He started to like it, and since then, he's really gotten in the habit of hanging out in the bathtub."