"Has anyone told that Scorpius guy that genocide's illegal? Someone probably should."

"Scorpius is actually only sixteen, he just looks really old because of his suit!"

"I heard that old Scorp really liked that one time he was married for an experiment. Liked it and liked his wife if you know what I'm saying."

"Never tell a lie to that guy in the bondage suit, he's got a built in lie detector!"