lucetimods: (Emily)
Luceti Mods ([personal profile] lucetimods) wrote2011-11-21 01:06 am
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horoscope says: "This is going to be a strange, significant day. Make the most of it!"

Do you ever take stock in astrology, Lucetians? Ever look up at that sky and wonder if Mars is in the fifth house, and what that means for your love life?

Well, wonder no more. Because our event for this month is going to be all about horoscopes!

I can hear you asking, but Emily, whatever does that mean? Pipe down, Imma tell you.

The basic idea is this. Starting 12:01 AM of the 25th (EST), the very first page of characters' journals will contain a horoscope for the week. This horoscope is, of course, based on each character's birth month (and date, depending on where that might place you in regards to a given astrological sign). To illustrate how this will work, I'll provide an example using one of my own characters.

Xion's birthday, in Luceti, is in late November. By Luceti's calendar, then, she is a Scorpio. Accordingly, the first page of her journal would display a Scorpio horoscope.

However, what if your character has no determined month of birth in Luceti? What if they don't have one back home? What if they do have one back home, and it doesn't translate to Luceti's calendar?

In that case, we leave it up to you to pick. Say I don't want a Scorpio horoscope for Xion. While her birthday in Luceti may fall in November, because the day and month of her "birth" were never given back home, I could choose any month I liked - say, April. The logic behind this is: the character is REALLY born in April, even if their birthday lands in November in Luceti due to calendar weirdness. I'm now free to use an Aries horoscope instead.

Still feeling a little boxed in, having to choose between given months? Don't worry, we've got even more variety for you.

How? Well, here's your horoscope generator.

You'll notice that each horoscope you generate will give you about four separate predictions. We'll let you mix and match up to four predictions per sign! You may generate as many predictions as you like for your sign, as long as you only end up using four. (And please try to use only ones for your chosen sign. Obviously we can't enforce that, but it'd at least keep up the illusion of sign consistency!)

If you're like me and you're having a little trouble reading the symbols, then reading the generator in a clockwise fashion, starting from 12, the symbols go thusly:

Pisces, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

(This might be of assistance if you need to know which days fall within which signs!)

The horoscope you generate for your character will then end up influencing their week! Just how strongly -- or how literally -- this influence works is up to all of you. Have fun with it, be creative!

If you're having trouble interpreting some predictions, take this as an example. Say you get "'Give up on your dream of being a master debater.'" You could interpret that as "Your character no longer craves conflict. In fact, in any argument or discussion, they will defer to the wisdom of everyone else." No matter how wrong they are! If you're still getting predictions you don't know what to do with, you're always free to keep generating new ones until you get ones you like.

TL;DR SUMMARY: Choose your month, generate your horoscope of four predictions, and let your characters go through the horrible effects as the week progresses. Easy!

However, you may only generate ONE horoscope per character! Since we are letting you mix and match predictions as you please to build your horoscope, we'd prefer it if you only chose one horoscope for the week and stuck to it. You can, of course, choose to start it late or end it early. This event is also one you can easily opt out of if you choose! If you opt out, your character simply will not have a horoscope on the first page of their journal and will not be affected by any astrological shenanigans.

Again, this event will start on 12:01 AM the 25th and run through 11:59 PM of the 30th (EST).

Have at!

[identity profile] projectiled.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
All right, I understand any situations involving animals or things suddenly poofing into existence to fulfill the horoscope normally disappear but is it okay if Tenten keeps the turtle she finds in her laundry?

I'd normally think about the kangaroo but keeping one as a pet goes a bit over the top, even in my opinion, haha.

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[personal profile] crisisrain 2011-11-21 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Times like these make me totally happy because I love doing horoscope readings. Then I remember that I put Raven on a cusp.

Edit: OK I took two from Gemini and two from Cancer! God help us all.

• You need a pet. Go ask someone to pet you.
• your next Career: Ventriloquist
• Hide the porn.
• Your sudden sweet tooth is probably a sign of impending doom
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[personal profile] ombra_lira 2011-11-21 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
This immediately popped into my head while I read this.

now with less html fail

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[identity profile] mistyarc.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
You will get a phone call that will change your life as it relates to pizza.

What is this pizza mockery . . .

But this sounds like great fun, aww, yes.
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) i think it's memorable)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-21 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
So does this mean Pao-lin will have to take bitty!Hubert out for pizza? Again? well they're getting pizza at the mural event anyway but

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[personal profile] consultmybooks 2011-11-21 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Holy frack, I'd totally forgotten we had an experiment looming.

Okee dokee, let's see. I've given Giles' birthday as May 11, which would make him a Taurus. And...skimming through predictions, oh boy. Crack-tacular. He'll still like this better than last November.

Although "Your neighbor harbors a deep resentment. • Get Religion. Quick! • Friendships and social circles will turn on you in the coming days. • God will tell you the meaning of your existence, but in a thick, unintelligible accent." seems my speed. Not saying I'll use it, but this is definitely doable. I got "Career: Taxidermist" once or twice, but not with a kitten in the house. And I'm not sure what a "shriner" is or why it would want to eat him.

Hm. Doesn't seem like this one requires very much planning, does it? Hey, I'm all for that.
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lostinmyway: (True!Grune: Rebirth)

[personal profile] lostinmyway 2011-11-21 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
...Hahaha, that last one.

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i_am_not_cute: ((manga) hong kong fuck yeah)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-21 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! I knew that the time I spent a few days ago trying to figure out Pao-lin's birthday was good for something! Although I'm actually not sure if I'll be participating in this one...

This horoscope for her, though --

Your usually dominant manner is replaced by a coy submissiveness today. Go with it.

-- could lead to all sorts of shenanigans. *eyebrow waggle* *wow did I really just do that*

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[personal profile] consultmybooks 2011-11-21 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Yes you did. I would shake my finger disapprovingly if I wasn't so busy laughing.

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moar keywords

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AND YET MOAR KEYWORDS

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[identity profile] boomchucka.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you're probably gay.

Selphie is sooooooo not a Cancer. :S
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[personal profile] blessedbyfarore 2011-11-21 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Link got that one for Gemini!

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[identity profile] projectiled.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Tenten's horoscope is

You will find a turtle in your laundry
Next Career: Satanic Guidance Counselor
A kangaroo will play a pivotal role in the weekend
You need a pet. Go ask someone to pet you.


So if your character wants to pet her while she wears a Kangaroo outfit on the weekends, or wants really terrible advice that implores others to sin, she's your girl o/

Paprika

[identity profile] byakkoyagirl.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Horoscope: Gemini
In no particular order:

-Face facts, you are a hilarious drunk.
-Believe everything you read.
-Your next career: Sad Clown Painter.
-Truth may be perception, but you're just a freaking liar.

In other words, Paprika is going to be a drunk, gullible, lying, sad clown painter for this event.

SHENANIGANS AHOY.
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Rydia

[personal profile] mistlegacy 2011-11-21 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I gave Rydia a July 22 birthday ages ago, which makes her sign Cancer. So far, these ideas come to mind....

-It's been years. Go ahead, expose yourself in public again.
-Two words: Blunt Trauma
-Yep, it's contagious.
-A sneeze will nearly cripple you tomorrow.
-Duck!

/is horrible
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i_am_not_cute: ((manga) kittyface!)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-21 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
...that first one. XD Gives a whole new meaning to the "Welcome Center"...

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Mizuno Ami/Mercury, a Virgo

[identity profile] no-use-running.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
1. Put yourself out there. She will be much more outgoing. Possibly invading personal space.

2. Your lucky number is imaginary. She will go way overboard with the math, yo. Because this is too hilarious not to. Expect ALL THE MATH.

3. All your furniture has moved one inch to the left. Sorry, Usa; she's rearranging everything in the house. Everything.

4. Your next Career: Sketch Artist. Aww, she gets it from her daddy. She will totally set up in the village square or something. ♥
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[personal profile] consultmybooks 2011-11-21 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well, Giles and Ami get on well when she's more outgoing. And he sucks at math. And art. Possibly this will be good for them.

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Alright, so I went with Aries for Meryl because of the one traits list I have. Here's what ended up happening:

' Tighten the caps on all your medication.
The hardest part is ahead. Stay home and rest.
Tomorrow brings more soup.
You thought everyone forgot about it but they didn't.'


... So, I guess the her bedroom is getting flooded with soup.
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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-11-21 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't do it. *points to Wolfwood and tries to slide away*

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Initial projections

[identity profile] saltprince.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] godbent (Leo)
- Your every fleeting thought is a pearl
- Your fun side comes out in obscene ways
- Clear your browser history
- There are bodies in your trunk

[livejournal.com profile] generalflirt (Gemini)
- Your best friend just called you a loser
- It's not a tumor
- Buy a box of fake eyeballs. You'll thanks us later
- You miss the toilet more than you think

[livejournal.com profile] flameson (Capricorn)
- Your next Career: Ventriloquist
- Just go sleep on the couch tonight. You don't want to know why
- There is someone living in your walls. And he's pissed
- They know about the hamsters

[livejournal.com profile] neoslaying I will decide on soon enough because I need to confer with Shikki about Harth (twins and all). Ideally, I would like to play this subtly, which naturally means a few things are going to need to have some cooperation from other people. That is to say, I'd like my characters to not have their actions manipulated too much personally, but for "fate" to conspire to fulfill some of the prophecies listed here. So if anyone has offers to help me do that it would be excellent.

[identity profile] dragons-peak.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Your best friend just called you a loser

but this is normal

Unless you want it to happen all the time that is
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Nuke's Dweebs

[personal profile] not_meatbuns 2011-11-21 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[personal profile] not_meatbuns
Sign: Cancer

A drinking problem would make you more interesting. • You aren't as attractive as your driver's license indicates. • Your next Career: Roadkill Cleanup Enforcement • Don't wear sunscreen this month.

Okay, obviously the first one is getting done. Who's up for cosplay? >>

I AM NOT SURE about the second two, but if anyone wants to jump in, let me know. Also, the not as attractive part will probably manifest as Litchi without makeup. NIGHTMARES.

[personal profile] kineticcajun
Sign: Scorpio? idek, but the results were great.

Don't worry, it doesn't make you gay. • There is someone living in your walls. And he's pissed. • Romance is very definitely in the air...wait, that's doughnuts. • Your dementia finally gets you somewhere.

I believe the gayness and the donuts have serious potential when combined, but we'll see.

Also, I am totally including somebody living in the wall. Anybody want to actually be in there? XD
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Maybe it's predicting a love affair with Vash.

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[personal profile] blessedbyfarore 2011-11-21 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
So, I had Link's birthday in early summer, which translates to April here... but going by the original version, he's a Gemini. Aaaaand...

• A drinking problem would make you more interesting.
• The stars say shut up.
• You find your new feelings rather confusing. Speak to the police.
• Yeah, you're probably gay.

Just playing around with it, I also got 'Your organs will be harvested and marketed as souvenirs to the Xeaibobia Tribe of New Guinea' and 'Your next Career: Pubic Stylist' (TWICE) and 'Your Next Career: Gay Prison Guard'.
i_am_not_cute: ((dragon kid) they canceled the T&B movie)

[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-21 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
the stars told me to shut up too. :( let's go do shots at good spirits to forget about it

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Rachel

[identity profile] silpheeding.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you BlazBlue for giving everyone official birthdays... October 31st makes Rachel a Scorpio, so her's what I got:
- Chewing gum will save your life this week.
- Two words: Blunt Trauma
- Keep a close eye on your bank balance today, which shouldn't be hard given that you're nearly broke.
- There's no one else like you, thank God.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHENANIGANS THESE COULD LEAD TO BUT SURELY THEY CAN LEAD TO SOMETHING RIGHT???
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Vil-people

[personal profile] corrinesbell 2011-11-21 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
I will put them here so I don't get all confused-like.
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Tsubaki & Mokou

[identity profile] witchsgame.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Tsubaki / Scorpio
- The termites in your skull are making more noise than ever this week.
- Your smile scares children
- You will surrender to mediocrity.
- You're not a cannibal, you're just curious.

Mokou / Aries
- Next Career: Satanic Guidance Counselor
- Failure is certainly an option.
- Your favorite cousin wants to sleep with you.
- Your organs will be harvested and marketed as souvenirs to the Xeaibobia Tribe of New Guinea.

I was actually going to post the arsonist's intro today, but I will wait for the event to start, to do so. Perfecto.

but oh god all of these are horrible and wonderful at the same time

Kaze's Failures

[identity profile] ahappylie.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Japan - Aquarius
• Seriously? You're wearing that?
• Buy a box of fake eyeballs. You'll thanks us later.
• The goat will become increasingly important.
• Your appearance provides amusement to hundreds every day.

It's random cosplay time for Japan - only it'll probably mostly involve maid outfits and random things like that. Maid outfits, goats and fake eyeballs apparently.

Okita Souji - Cancer
• You will be asked to dance by a stranger wearing a sandwich board.
• Adopt a chicken.
• Your next Career: Pet Therapist
• Run! For God's sake, RUN!

So who wants to be a stranger and who wants to have their pets be consulted by a jaded nine year old?
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[identity profile] ahappylie.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Beat - Aries
• You need a pet. Go ask someone to pet you.
• Two words: Evil Dwarf
• Don't worry, it doesn't make you gay.
• Believe everything you read.

Grell - Scorpio
• Your next Career: Drunk
• Baked goods are in abundance.
• Face facts, you are a hilarious drunk.
• Your hair is plotting against you again.

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Angus' jerks

[identity profile] ten-ofspades.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] ten_ofspades (Aries)
-You will contract an illness that's more irritating than dangerous.
-Your aura is dim. Have it checked.
-All is not lost. But most of it is.
-Stop smoking. Or start. Whichever you're not doing.

[livejournal.com profile] gearsandcola (Pisces)
-Big success and crushing failure this week!
-The termites in your skull are making more noise than ever this week.
-Breathe less.
-Yeah, you're probably gay.

... well this should be interesting. |D

[identity profile] dragoon-pride.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Kain- sign is Scorpio:


"Something will slip out of your hand and break your foot"
"You'll throw out your back eating a taco this week"
"The hardest part is ahead. Stay home and rest."
"You will contract a previously unheard of strain of the flu."

OR LOL: "You are so dead"
AND THIS ONE IS CREEPY: "Your bones are slowly turning to dust. Won't be long now"

Anyway he has a painful time ahead! XD and will come down with something too.
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"Something will slip out of your hand and break your foot"

Somehow I'm imagining him coming to the mural project and someone dropping a large can of paint on his foot. That would be so sad. XD

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[personal profile] flaring 2011-11-21 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
- Neku Sakuraba (Capricorn)
• You were adopted.
• Believe everything you read.
• Baked goods are in abundance.
• Your keys are missing.

- Axel (Gemini)
• The bats in your attic are organizing.
• Duck!
• Your best friend just called you a loser.
• Today is what life's all about. Go get 'em tiger!

Okay I'm kind of excited for this. |D

Namiiii

[identity profile] mikangirl.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
- Your boss is plotting against you. You have to stop him. Now!
- Two words: Blunt Trauma
- Take that trip sooner rather than later.
- Your next Career: Horoscope Writer.

...for some reason I see this horoscope as a chain reaction of events.
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Not a horoscope writer

[identity profile] mikangirl.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Given someone else already is. |D Hmm. /rolls a few

- You need a pet. Go ask someone to pet you.
- You will contract a previously unheard of strain of the flu
- You will develop an attractive skin condition

...SHE COULD SPARKLE 8D

IDK if anyone wants to play with any of those or not. If she gets the flu she'll be passed out on a boat in the middle of nowhere, so that might be kind of difficult B|

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Totori

[identity profile] kindofamouthful.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Your next Career: Horoscope Writer
You will discover a new and appalling skill.

WITH PEOPLE'S PERMISSION I'd kind of like this to translate to Totori giving people their ridiculous horoscopes? If people are cool with this I'll put a thing up in a bit. Otherwise, I'll have her come up with nonsense horoscopes instead.

The other two:
You will inadvertently shoplift several times this week.
Against all odds, you will accomplish a basic task.
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[identity profile] dragons-peak.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I should be off hiatus by the time the event starts... let's see!

Mikado's birthday is March 21. First day of Aries, so...
- A stranger may mean you harm this week so greet everyone with a blood-curdling shriek.
- Seriously? You're wearing that?
- Face facts, you have a dreadful singing voice.
- Don't worry, it doesn't make you gay.

I arbitrarily gave Shing an August 5 birthday and that makes him a Leo, so...
- Your next Career: Sketch Artist
- You need a pet. Go ask someone to pet you.
- You'll throw out your back eating a taco this week.
- Your next Career: Drunk

Any of these or any possible combination...!
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